Our apologies to Kim Kardashian. The topics for this week’s Super Sentences were pizza, crawdads, and Ms. Kardashian. Apparently that’s a bad combination, as it inspired some less-than-pleasant similes (which was our structure for this week). Click on “Replies/Comments” to read them.
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When Justin Bieber jets pinched by a crawdad, he cries like a baby who hit it’s head.
Kim Kardashian is as fat as three pigs.
Crawdads smell so bad, its like eating pizza stuck in manure.
When Emily eats pizza, sh’s as crazy as a mental gorilla.
Kim Kardashian is as fat as a pregnant hippo.
Kim Kardashian is as pretty as a sunflower blooming.
Kim Kardashian is as chubby as a hippo eating a jumbo burger with fries and onion rings.
When Emily Faith Hawkins caught a crawdad,she looked as hurt as a puppy with a splinter in it’s paw.
When Luke Babbit dunks the hoop, he acts like a first grader
When Kim Kardashian eats pizza, she is as ugly as a witch with warts.
Kim Kardashian is as crazy as a monkey chasing a guy in a banana suite.
When Dyani Zavala ate a full pizza she was as crazy as a girl on fire.
When Kim Kardashion looks at Dyani Z.,she acts like a tiger eating its prey.
When Triana watches Kim Kardashian, she is as happy as a little kid getting candy.
When I eat pizza I am like a very hungry person.
When I eat pizza, my breath is as smelly as kobe Bryant’s socks.
When Kim Kardashian eats pizza , she’s like Justin Bieber stuffing ice cream in his face.
When Emily catches crawdads, she is like a bear who just came out of hibernation.
When Kim Kardashianate a crawdad she acted like a Elephant trying to get a peanut from a monkey.
When Kim Kardashian ate pizza she pretended to be a hyper kid going to Disneyland while missing school.
When Dakota c eats pizza hes breath smells as horrible as Mr. lewis.
When Grace . M meets Kim Kardashian ,she might explode with fear because she might think she is an sumo wrestler.
When Itzel eats pizza she is as happy as a kangaroo.
When Kim Kardashian sees Koby Byanats socks, she passes out like a dog fainting on the foor.
When Emily eats pizza, she’s as crazy as a mental gorilla.
When crawdads are in ponds, they are as snappy as pizza man.
When Layne eats pizza he acts like he is playing basketball and dunking all over Paige,Grace and Dyani.
When Tre foster got mad with the umpires and called them names they threw him out of here and Layne said,,,good job Tre.