Last week, Room 15 students wrote Super Sentences containing an opinion. The topics were pigs with bad breath, traffic tickets, and tidal waves. In my opinion, the kids’ sentences are as creative as a pig on a surfboard during a tsunami. You can read their sentences by viewing the comments below.
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In my opinion, when pigs with bad breath die people bury them because they want the bacon to to taste bad.
I think traffic tickets are lame because you have to pay for going one mile an hour over the speed limit.
I believe that a pig with bad breath that is driving should get a traffic ticket because the pig will stink up the police cars.
In my opinion,traffic tickets should not exist because it wastes money for people and they will be homeless.
I think pigs with bad breath are gross because they don’t brush their teeth.
I believe pigs with bad breath are cuter than Justin Bieber because they have beedy eyes.
I THINK MY DAD IS DUMB FOR HAVING ONE HUNDRED TICKETS.
I believe pigs should have to brush their teeth because they have bad breath.
I believe traffic tickets are a good thing because if we didn’t have them their would be flattened kids everywhere.
I think that traffic tickets cost way too much because a lot of people don’t have money.
I think that it’s disgusting that pigs have bad breath from eating slop
I believe Linzie gets traffic tickets for riding tidal waves because every day I see her surfing with a cop behind her on the tidal waves
I think Lance should get ten traffic tickets because he hit a stop sing and stopped every person who needed to get to their jobs.
In my opinion,traffic tickets can cost a lot of money or a little of money.
I think that people who have pigs with bad breath in their car should get a traffic ticket because the person behind them can smell it and might crash their car.
I believe traffic tickets should cost less because most common people can not afford them already, due to taxes and insurance that go to the police.
In my option, ethan has got 351 tickets becouse he drives to fast.
I think that Sonja feeds her pigs bacon because their breath stinks like rotten meat.
I think speeding tickets should outlawed because half of them are caused by juggling buffalo.
I think that tidal waves are horrifying because they can pull homes off their foundations.
I think it’s stupid that my mom got a traffic ticket just beacause she held up traffic.
In my opinion, tidal waves are amazing because they are beautiful to look at.
In my opinion tidal waves should get traffic tickets.
I think Jaydlyn is a nutball because she surfs tidle waves.
I think pigs with bad breath should be banned from the USA, because they will make people die.
I think pigs with bad breath are super smelly because they live in trashcans with rotten food.
I think farmers need to brush pigs teeth because one time when I went to a farm a pig burped in Zach’s face when he picked him up and kissed him.
Dawson has pigs with bad breath like Dawson.
I believe mr Lewis has 300 pigs with bad breath because he likes their tiki punch smell.